You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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