he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
