I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In other news, I just burned my penis
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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