How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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