If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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