i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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