This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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