dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
