Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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