My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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