She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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