I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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