I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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