BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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