Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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