I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He did a backflip because drugs
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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