There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
be right there i have to get my cape
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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