Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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