i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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