But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
my poor anus
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
