He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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