she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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