I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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