What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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