Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I party with great urgency now.
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