So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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