I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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