I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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