Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
