just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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