So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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