If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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