That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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