Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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