That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just cropdusted the office
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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