how can u be prego again
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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