check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
its liver damage thursday
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