Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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