never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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