if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She's JV to your varsity
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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