so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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