She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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