I'm eating all of the evidence.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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