i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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