I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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