if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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