apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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