i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I did not marry a roomba.
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