I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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