OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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