:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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