that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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