Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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