I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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