I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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